this is what your pizza eating technique means about you
At least 5 billion pizzas are sold around the world. If you’re pretty sure at least 40% of that figure has been consumed by you, you’ve most likely been honing your skill since birth. If you feel stuck in a habitual pattern of pizza etiquette, you’re not alone. Read on to find out what your pizza eating technique means about you.
the classic slice
This is the most common way to pizza and it’s also approved by our Italian friends. The pizza is dissected into triangles and each slice is eaten, corner to crusty edge. We like triangles.
You don’t like to mess with traditions, which doesn’t quite mean that you avoid the freshest food trends (take ramen burger for example), but you’re not first off the track. If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it is a phrase that suits you well, and in your opinion the classic cheeseburger will always win.
We are a world divided by those who eat pizza crust and those who don’t. And among the crust eaters, there’s even a bunch who eat them first. No words.
Much alike your pizza eating actions, you don’t avoid the dullest parts of life. As a child, you always finished your homework and you consider yourself a realist and despise those who sail through life without having to face any real obstacles.
Some avoid the crust altogether, of course, which is actually a blessing for their carb-loving friends.
We’ll get straight to the point. If you scatter your plate with crusts, you clearly know exactly what you want from life. You have specific dreams and you don’t hesitate in pursuing them. You’re not overly concerned by food-waste, so you’re probably doing alright in life.
Using a knife and fork when eating pizza is one thing, but doing so and by starting in the middle of the pizza? Sacrilege. But it really happens.
This method implies that you neither want to rush through your pizza, or life in general. You enjoy every moment to the fullest, even if it’s just about sipping a cup of coffee in the morning with your newspaper or solving a sudoku. You are extremely detail-oriented and take your time with everything you do.
Yeah, it’s ridiculous to some, but to others, the toppings are there to be eaten ahead of the pizza itself. Imagine ordering a Pizza Hawaii, just to eat the pineapple straight up. Each to their own.
You like to challenge people in their way of thinking, and provoking people is your guilty pleasure. You are the anti-mainstream and thrive off causing social shockwaves.
the pizza sandwich
Now, this is pizza learning. Halve your pizza and fold each half to make a pair of pizza sandwiches. Amazing pizza skill.
You’re a rebel without a cause. You clearly swim against the grain and people fully respect you for it.
the pizza portfolio
From the streets of Naples comes something special. Pizza is folded into a wallet, making the perfect street food, as it can be consumed without cutlery.
You’re a multi-tasker. The pizza portfolio represents the grafter, the lunch on-the-go type, eating behind their screen. You’re destined for fortune.